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[wherethemiceare]

::At Ashley's three floor apartment suite, events are afoot. Starting with...::

CHOMP

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[dreammoonchild]

::Ashley and Kitty drag a barely clothed girl, a redheaded girl. With long straight hair, who is kicking and screaming obscenities at them.::

Suburu, for god's sake, shut up!

[weekendwitch]

She'sAMonsterSheTurnedMeIntoAPaintingAndACat.She'sNotAPerson!WhyDidIThinkAFreakLikeHerWasAPerson?WhyWhyWhyLetGoOfMeWhyDidn'tYouHelpMe!?HelpMeAshley!KatherineIsAMonsterLetMeGo!

[wherethemiceare]

::Growls, as she and Ashley, pull back and then throw Suburu forward into a recliner chair.::

[weekendwitch]

::The girl sails into the chair, the wind knocked out of her. She prepares to scream and yell again hysterically.::

[dreammoonchild]

::Yeah, no. Ashley and Kitty twirl their fingers, preforming a basic series of spells, as fabrics and sheets roll over, Suburu's limbs, restraining her, and gagging her mouth.::

No screaming.

Not after you were going to steal a card and ritually sacrifice your girlfriend.

[weekendwitch]

Mmmmrrrmmfff!!

::The girl struggles, trying to get free, oh god what are they going to do.::

[wherethemiceare]

Before we get you out of our lives, Suburu, and let you move on with yours, we're going to give you back your sister. Tonight.

[weekendwitch]

::Mmmmfff, she struggles.

The hell beast of a girl and her fake friend are going to... bring back her sister? What?::

[dreammoonchild]

Yeah. Consider it a nicety from me to you.

An olive branch and all that shit.

::Ashley goes over and pulls out her hot deep pink laptop, with occult symbols and cute kitty stickers on it.::

Activating Lacrimosa System... Locating Lotophage Singularity.

::Ashley types on her laptop.::

[weekendwitch]

::Oh, it's a fake...::

[wherethemiceare]

Ugh, why are we even bothering, Ashley? She's just going to start screaming It's A Fake, It's Not Her Real Sister or something...

[dreammoonchild]

Because. At least it's being nice on some level.

And... Lotophage Singularity located. 0.00000000001% discrepancy from The Waking World.

::Pressing Enter on the Laptop.::

[weekendwitch]

::The girl tries to throw herself and the chair at the gyarus.::

[dreammoonchild]

::The girls yelp, and scream as Suburu manages to throw herself and the chair a decent distance towards the fashionistas.

In the confusion and chaos, Ashley steps back and sits on her laptops keyboard, and then wriggles off of it.::

[Altering Lotophage, Adjusting for 3.14159% Discrepancy, Locating Subject...]

[wherethemiceare]

She... She attacked us!

::Kitty, whines, scared. Trying to stay away from Suburu::

[dreammoonchild]

Yeah, god, what a stupid bitch. Hope she didn't fuck up Lacrimosa or anything.

::Shoves the chair up, and knees Suburu in the gut, as she growls, baring her teeth which look a lot more canine than in the past.::

[weekendwitch]

::Gasps, as the oxygen is knocked out of her.::

[wherethemiceare]

::She's kinda fuming.::

[dreammoonchild]

A few more minutes, Kat, and she's out of our lives. That's what you wanted.

If we toss her out without her sister, or some version of her sister, she'll just come back at us for revenge or some stupid ass shit.

[weekendwitch]

[Lotophage Refraction Subject Located: Synching to Reality]

::Glitch. Glitch. Glitch, like a character bugging in and out of existence into a video game.::



::It's not Suburu's purple haired sister.::

[dreammoonchild]

Wait what!? Goddamnit!

[wherethemiceare]

Who!?

::Stepping back in panic.::

[weekendwitch]

:Panics as she realizes who was summoned.::

[weekendwitch]

::Growls, as she completes her transition to reality, immediately pulling out a ray gun and a sword, sniffing the air, looking at Suburu Prime.::

[weekendwitch]

Go to hell, Witch.

::Pulls the ray gun, blasting Suburu.::

[weekendwitch]

::Screams as she explodes into green and gold energy, startling her doppelganger.::

[weekendwitch]

Wait, what.

::The fragments of her Prime self sparkle, and fly at her.::

[dreammoonchild]

::Peeking her head up from behind furniture.::

Something dumb just happened, didn't it.

[wherethemiceare]

Pretty sure it did.

::Whispering.::

[weekendwitch]

::Stunned look as if her brain is rebooting.::



Ashley! Katherine!

[dreammoonchild]

::Points to herself.::

You mean little ol' me?

[dreammoonchild]

Yes, you, dumbass.

What did you do.

[wherethemiceare]

W-we tried to summon a version of your sister who didn't die researching a demon, and um.

I think Ashley buttdialed a version of you...?

Who now seems to have your memories of us...?

[weekendwitch]

... Something like that.

I'm very mad at you two, but I find you both cute, but I want to kill you both for being monsters and witches.

And.

I need to go gets some fresh air.

So I can get my thoughts in order.

[dreammoonchild]

Might be. Smart.

[wherethemiceare]

Oh. Kay?

[weekendwitch]

::Takes a deep breath.::

[weekendwitch]

If I come back, and don't try to murder you two cute airheads, I want you to try and get my sister from the reality you buttdialed over here.

Probably.

Let me think on it.

::Goes for the front door to Ashley's apartment and sees herself out.::

[wherethemiceare]

We screwed up, didn't we?

[dreammoonchild]

Probably.

But it could of gone worse.

::Takes a deep breath.::

I'm going to go play a game or something.

[wherethemiceare]

... Would you mind if I rested my head on your lap while you do?

[dreammoonchild]

S-sure.

I was thinking Tetris 99...

::I think we can fade there.::

[Scene End]